10 of the best running jokes

Here are 10 of the best running jokes to give you a good laugh:

1. Why do runners go jogging early in the morning?

• Because it makes them feel fast asleep!

2. Why did the treadmill break up with the runner?

• It felt like it was just going through the motions!

3. How do crazy runners go through the forest?

• They take the psycho-path!

4. Why don’t skeletons run marathons?

• Because they don’t have the guts!

5. Why was the runner always calm before a race?

• Because he knew how to stay on track!

6. What do you call a marathon that’s only 1.1 miles long?

• A sprint!

7. Why did the scarecrow win the race?

• Because he was outstanding in his field!

8. How do you recognize a marathoner in a crowd?

• Don’t worry, they’ll tell you!

9. What do you call a competitive runner who’s always hungry?

• Fast food!

10. Why do runners never take the bus?

• Because they prefer to take things in stride!

These jokes are sure to bring some humor to your running routine or serve as great ice-breakers among fellow runners!